tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65506637446690902042011-07-07T16:25:52.627-07:00random pick in lifeRandom Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-7057781858778404272010-03-12T20:19:00.000-08:002010-03-12T20:19:37.440-08:00很久没有过来写这个部落格了。。<br />其实这个部落格是写给自己看的。。<br /><br />我也没有告诉任何人我这个部落格。<br />很吊吧？ 哈哈<br /><br />有时我是非常想写英文来描述我的感受，可是，我必须保持我的心情，还是写华文好了。<br /><br />其实，在这么漫长的日子里，我也完成了我第一年的学期...<br />我也很大方的谈了一场恋爱，也收拾了。<br />但是没有受伤..因为很多人警告我他是一个花心的男人。<br />我也有戒备了。<br /><br />所以，分手的时候，也没有那么心痛。<br />我也不是真的很爱他。<br />他只是，寂寞的时候，当我是他的女友，普通日子，当我是透明的，去认识别的女生和到处调情...<br /><br />这只是有名无义的关系。<br />幸好，我也很理智的。跟他分手，各走各的。<br /><br />我和他的朋友也尝试的把我振作起来..<br />但是可笑的是，在我心里，我已经彻彻底底的忘记他了。<br /><br />在我写的这个部落格，我也没有用任何的心情去告诉你...<br /><br />想起，我也单身5个月了...<br />许多的追求者都向我表白，可是我一点也不动情..<br />虽然他们很浪漫，可是，我就是对他们没感觉。<br />我也不想伤害他们...<br /><br />现在，我发现到，我渐渐地，喜欢上了一个人，<br />他是每天都会陪伴我的人，跟我一起上课，和我一起搭同一班公车，住同一个地区。<br />他在我失恋的时候，也是陪伴我。<br />虽然那是我没有对他动情，可是我相信，他是我最要好的朋友。<br /><br />可是，现在我对他的感觉，是朋友，还是多于朋友，我也不知道....<br />今天我买了两张电影票，要和他一起去看..<br />他也很爽快的答应了..<br />感觉？是从哪里开始啊？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-705778185877840427?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-54283255619227624932009-12-12T18:37:00.000-08:002009-12-12T18:37:34.211-08:00When men go shopping... &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;What can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;husband or boyfriend &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;along shopping.... ...... This letter was recently &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;sent by Tesco's Head &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Office to a customer in Oxford: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;Dear Mrs. Murray, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;While we thank you for your valued custom and use of <br />&nbsp;the Tesco Loyalty &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;considering banning you &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;and your family from shopping with us, unless your &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;husband stops his &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few<br />&nbsp;months all &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;verified by our surveillance cameras: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;1. June 15: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;people's trolleys &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;when they weren't looking. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;2. July 2: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at <br />&nbsp;5-minute &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;intervals. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;3. July 7: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to <br />&nbsp;feminine products &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;aisle. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;4. July 19: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Walked up to an employee and told her in an official <br />&nbsp;tone, 'Code 3' in &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;housewares.. ... and watched what happened. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;5. August 14: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;area. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;6. September 15: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and <br />&nbsp;told shoppers &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and <br />&nbsp;a Calor gas &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;stove. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;7. September 23: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, <br />&nbsp;he began to cry &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;alone?' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;8. November 10: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the <br />&nbsp;Housewares aisle &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;asked an assistant if he knew where the &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;antidepressants were. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;9. December 3: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming <br />&nbsp;the 'Mission &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Impossible' theme. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;10. December 6: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;look' using different &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;size funnels. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;11. December 18: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;yelled 'PICK ME!' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;'PICK ME!' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;12. December 21: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;When an announcement came over the loud speaker, &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;assumed the foetal &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;again.' &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />&nbsp;And; last, but not least: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;14. December 23: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;while; then yelled, &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <br />&nbsp;very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-5428325561922762493?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-39766815531704293132009-12-12T18:36:00.000-08:002009-12-12T18:36:25.440-08:00美國最暢銷書-<b><span style="color: blue;">選<span style="color: #cc0000;">狼</span>還是選</span><span style="color: #cc0000;">獅子</span><span style="color: blue;">?</span></b><br /><br />不管是經營企業或人際關係，本篇文章都能發人深省。<br />美國最暢銷書-選狼還是選獅子?<br /><br />上帝把兩群羊放在草原上，一群在南，一群在北。<br />上帝還給羊群找了兩種天敵，一種是獅子，一種是狼。<br /><br /><br />上帝對羊群說：「如果你們要狼，就給一隻，任它隨意咬你們。<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />如果你們要獅子，就給兩頭，你們可以在兩頭獅子中任選一頭，還可以隨時更換。」<br /><br /><br />這道題的問題就是：如果你也在羊群中，你是選狼還是選獅子？很容易做出選擇吧？<br /><br /><br />好吧! 記住你的選擇，接著往下看。<br /><br /><br />南邊羊想，獅子比狼兇猛得多，還是要狼吧! 於是,它們就要了一隻狼。<br /><br /><br />北邊羊想，獅子雖然比狼兇猛得多，但我們有選擇權，還是要獅子吧!<br /><br /><br />於是，它們就要了兩頭獅子。<br /><br /><br />狼進了南邊羊群後，就開始吃羊。狼身體小，食量也小，一隻羊夠它吃幾天了。<br /><br /><br />這樣羊群幾天才被追殺一次。<br /><br /><br />北邊羊挑選了一頭獅子，另一頭則留在上帝那裡。<br /><br /><br />這頭獅子進入羊群後，也開始吃羊。獅子不但比狼兇猛，而且食量驚人，每天都要吃一隻羊。<br /><br /><br />這樣羊群就天天都要被追殺，驚恐萬狀，羊群趕緊請上帝換一頭獅子。<br /><br /><br />不料，上帝保管的那頭獅子一直沒有吃東西，飢餓難耐，撲進羊群，比前面那頭獅子咬得更瘋狂。<br /><br /><br />羊群一天到晚只是逃命，連草都快吃不成了。<br /><br /><br />南邊羊群慶幸自己選對了天敵，又嘲笑北邊的羊群沒有眼光。<br /><br /><br />北邊羊群非常後悔，向上帝大倒苦水，要求更換天敵，改要一隻狼。<br /><br /><br />上帝說：「天敵一旦確定，就不能更改，必須世代相隨，你們唯一的權利是在兩頭獅子中選擇。」<br /><br /><br />北邊羊群只好把兩頭獅子不斷更換。可兩頭獅子同樣凶殘，換哪一頭都比南邊羊群悲慘得多，它們索性不換了，讓一頭獅子吃得膘肥體壯，另一頭獅子則餓得精瘦。<br />眼看那頭瘦獅子快要餓死了，羊群才請上帝換一頭。<br /><br /><br />這頭瘦獅子經過長時間的飢餓後，慢慢悟出了一個道理：自己雖然兇猛異常，一百隻羊都不是 對手，可是自己的命運是操縱在羊群手裡的。羊群隨時可以把自己送回上帝那裡，讓自己飽受飢餓的煎熬，甚至有可能餓死。<br /><br /><br />想通這個道理後，瘦獅子就對羊群特別客氣，只吃死羊和病羊，凡是健康的羊它都不吃了。<br /><br /><br />羊群喜出望外，有幾隻小羊提議乾脆固定要瘦獅子，不要那頭肥獅子了。<br />一隻老公羊提醒說：「瘦獅子是怕我們送它回上帝那裡挨餓，才對我們這麼好。<br /><br /><br />萬一肥獅子餓死了，我們沒有了選擇的餘地，瘦獅子很快就會恢復凶殘的本性。」<br /><br /><br />羊群覺得老羊說得有理，為了不讓另一頭獅子餓死，它們趕緊把它換回來。<br /><br /><br />原先肥壯的那頭獅子，已餓得剩下皮包骨頭了，並且也懂得了自己的命運是操縱在羊群手裡的道理。為了能活命，它竟百般討好起羊群來。而那頭被送交給上帝的獅子，則難過得流下了眼淚。<br /><br /><br />北邊羊群在經歷了重重磨難後，終於過上了自由自在的生活。<br /><br /><br />南邊羊的處境卻越來越悲慘了，那隻狼因為沒有競爭對手，羊群又無法更換它，它就胡作非為，每天都要咬死幾十隻羊，這隻狼早已不吃羊肉了，它只喝羊的血,還不准羊叫，那隻叫就立刻咬死那隻。南邊的羊群只能在心中哀歎：「早知道這樣，還不如要兩頭獅子。」<br /><br /><br />這是一道非常簡單的選擇題，據我多次親自嘗試的經驗，如果問歐美的朋友，大多數人都會選獅子，但是如果拿來問我們自己華人，大多數人都會選狼（包括我自己）。<br /><br /><br />領悟到了嗎？ 握有決定權的才有生機，否則只有任人宰割的份兒了…！<br />(網路信件)<br /><br />潛能密碼:當你覺得你的快樂是別人帶給你的，那麼，你將永遠不快樂，因為，你必須時時仰望著別人的臉色與情緒來決定你的喜怒哀樂。<br /><br /><br />當你覺得你是所有快樂的滿足的來源，那麼，你就是那個時時處於快樂天堂領悟的人，<i><b><span style="color: #073763;">你決定你自己的一切</span></b></i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-3976681553170429313?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-60824570798861702312009-12-12T18:35:00.000-08:002009-12-12T18:35:11.409-08:00&lt;人的一生會遇上的<b><span style="color: blue;">四</span></b>個人&gt;<br /><br />第一個是自己，<br /><br />第二個是你最愛的人，<br /><br />第三個是最愛你的人，<br /><br />第四個是共度一生的人。<br /><br />首先會遇到你最愛的人，然後體會到愛的感覺；<br />因為了解被愛的感覺，所以才能發現最愛你的人；<br />當你經歷過愛人與被愛，學會了愛，才|知道什麼是你需要的，<br />也才會找到最適合你，能夠相處一輩子的人。<br />但很悲哀的，在現實生活中，這三個人通常不是同一個人；<br />你最愛的，往往沒有選擇你；<br />最愛你的，往往不是你最愛的；<br />而最長久的，偏偏不是你最愛也不是最愛你的，<br />只是在最適合的時間出現的那個人。<br />你，會是別人生命中的第幾個人呢？<br /><br />沒有人是故意要變心的，他愛你的時候是真的愛你，<br />可是他不愛你的時候也是真的不愛你了，<br />他愛你的時候沒有辦法假裝不愛你；<br />同樣的，他不愛你的時候也沒有辦法假裝愛你 。<br />當一個人不愛你要離開你，<br />你要問自己還愛不愛他，<br />如果你也不愛他了，千萬別為了可憐的自尊而不肯離開；<br />如果你還愛他，你應該會希望他過得幸福快樂，<br />希望他跟真正愛的人在一起，絕不會阻止，<br />你要是阻止他得到真正的幸福，就表示你已經不愛他了，<br />而如果你不愛他，你又有什麼資格指責他變心呢？<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />愛不是佔有，<br />你喜歡月亮，不可能把月亮拿下來放在臉盆裡，<br />但月亮的光芒仍可照進你的房間。<br />換句話說，你愛一個人，也可以用另一種方式擁有，<br />讓愛人成為生命裡的永恆回憶，<br />如果你真愛一個人，就要愛他原來的樣子─愛他的好，也愛他的壞：<br />愛他的優點，也愛他的缺點，<br />絕不能因為愛他，就希望他變成自己所希望的樣子，<br />萬一變不成就不愛他了。<br /><br />真正愛一個人是無法說出原因的，<br />你只知道無論何時何地、心情好壞，你都希望這個人陪著你；<br />真正的感情是兩人能在最艱苦中相守，也就是沒有絲毫要求。<br />畢竟，感情必須付出，而不是只想獲得；<br />分開是一種必然的考驗，<br />如果你們感情不夠穩固，只好認輸，<br />真愛是不會變成怨恨的。<br /><br />兩人在談情說愛的時候，<br />最喜歡叫對方發誓，許下承諾我們為什麼要對方發誓，<br />就是因為我們不相信對方，我們根本不相信情人，<br />而這些山盟海誓又很不切實際：<br />海枯石爛、地老天荒，都不能改變我對你的愛!<br />明知道海不會枯、石不會爛、地不會老、天不會荒；<br />就算會，也活不到那時候。<br />許下諾言的時候千萬注意，不要許下可以實現的諾言，<br />最好是承諾做不到的事，<br />反正做不到的，隨便說說也不要緊，<br />請記住：”不可能實現的諾言最動人”<br />在愛情裡，說的是一套，做的是另一套；<br />講的人不相信，聽的人也不相信。<br />你呢？找到了第幾個？<br /><i><b>茫茫人海中，你遇見了誰？誰又遇見了你？</b></i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-6082457079886170231?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-22967403788614079722009-12-12T18:24:00.000-08:002009-12-12T18:26:14.540-08:00<div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;">从生日推断你是什么脾气？</span></b></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> 1， 帝雉 1/15~2/14出生</div><div> 条理清晰、见解力强、诚实而坚毅型的人。虽然拥有老实又温和的外表，内心却隐藏着像梅花一般的坚强个性。重视自我实践、有效率地达成目标，你总希望能不断进步以完成更高的理想。你有向上的野心，更会不惜花费时间、金钱，力求完成。</div><div><br /></div><div> 2， 鹰 2/15~3/14出生</div><div> 早熟善感，富有个性与创意，独特的思维模式让你显得神秘与吸引力。文艺方面具有相当的天份，希望在旅游中找寻人生的真谛与灵魂的意义，流动式的生存方式，也是你向往且擅长的，因此如果硬要把自已绑在一个固定的范围之内，你可能会感到有挫折感，「留在固定模式的框框」里，会埋没了你的才能！</div><div><br /></div><div> 3， 白鸽 3/15~4/14出生</div><div> 心地善良总是把温暖欢乐带给别人，具有从事公益活动的精神。常常不顾自己，尽力完成别人的托付，要小心被心怀不轨的人利用。不过你却不会因此改变性格，但你却会升华这些教训，变得越来越坚强！</div><div><br /></div><div> 4， 蜂鸟 4/15~5/14出生</div><div> 个性主观且执着，却是性情中人！不会沉溺于不切实际的空想当中，专心一志达成目标。能适时展现出勇敢果断的一面，口才佳，具谋略且反应快的你，有与生俱来的机智和过人的逻辑力，这样的你不论成为领导人物，还是人气活跃的角色，都会备受注目与拥戴。</div><div><br /></div><div> 5， 画眉鸟 5/14~6/14出生</div><div> 天生具有神秘感与灵巧的变化性，但时常容易处于矛盾之中。隐藏着两种极端的个性，温柔与强势、可爱与妒嫉、浪费与小气，属于纤细敏感体质。在微笑背后，也有想象不到的超现实的另一面。你适合担任辅臣或谋臣，较能发挥力量。</div><div><br /></div><div> 6， 九官鸟 6/15~7/16出生</div><div> 具好奇心，聪明且幽默风趣的人。想法一直在改变，虽然辩才无碍，但常不小心把重要的事说溜了嘴。对于耍宝、搞气氛方面也很擅长，人际关系手腕圆滑，如果能不把聪明表现得太过火的话，就能成为人气极旺的阳光人物喔！</div><div><br /></div><div> 7， 文鸟 7/17~8/16出生</div><div> 容易觉得寂寞，很容易被感动，也很乐意感动别人。虽然很会照顾人，内心却有天真的一面，像彼得潘，是个长不大的顽皮小孩，不过，有时却令人意外地会展现出成熟的一面。</div><div><br /></div><div> 8， 孔雀 8/17~9/16出生</div><div> 个性鲜明，超喜欢追求流行，永远在找寻自已能引人注目的方式。总是活在想象的世界里。拥有号召人群的能力，可以让大家都聚精会神听你说话；缺点是容易光说不练，若能培养行动力，就有本事让人都愿意跟随你。</div><div><br /></div><div> 9， 七色鸟 9/17~10/16出生</div><div> 理智型的人，很懂得做事的方法，有时不免对他人的要求也高，如果过于苛求，最后可能会走向孤独，或许是因为带有悲观的性格，所以，你也会常常因为害怕失去，连可以得到的也将之拒绝的情形发生。</div><div><br /></div><div> 10，乌鸦 10/17~11/16出生</div><div> 不笑的时候，显得冷酷与淡漠，其实内心隐藏热情，具长辈缘，也会得同辈与晚辈的喜爱与拥戴。不过，因为完美主义的倾向，而考虑太多难以下决定。对于讨厌的人，会毫不保留地加以唾弃，讨厌不公平的事情发生。</div><div><br /></div><div> 11，金丝雀 11/17~12/14出生</div><div> 性情中人，容易冲动而行。不过正因为这股隐藏在内心的热诚，让你具有使不可能变成为可能的力量。遇到困难也会超越原本能力。你奉行「一次不忠百次不用」，不会背叛人，也决不原谅背叛的人。</div><div><br /></div><div> 12，鹦鹉 12/15~1/14出生</div><div> 自由奔放的乐天派，但因为容易固执的结果，反而导致一些机会与你擦身而过。虽然拥有天份与才气，却过于沉溺在自我傲气中；个性反复无常、兴趣多，也很懂得玩乐，也会有外人意想不到的认真态度！因此要修正一下自己的毛或优柔寡断的个性。</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-2296740378861407972?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-16466908871719562472009-05-23T19:42:00.000-07:002009-05-23T19:45:16.204-07:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">英文原來可以害死人的</span><br /><br /><br />媽媽學英文-<br />有一天, 我正在看 VCD, 老媽捧了一本書進來.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">老媽:「這個 "I don't know." 是什麼意思?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">我說:「我不知道.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">老媽:「送你上大學讀了幾年, 你怎麼什麼都不知道?!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">我說:「不是! 就是 "我不知道" 嘛!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">老媽:「還嘴硬!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">說完老媽給了我一巴掌.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">老媽:「那 "I know." 是什麼意思你應該知道吧?!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">我說:「是 "我知道" .」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">老媽:「知道就快說.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">我說:「就是 "我知道" .」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">老媽:「你身痕是不是?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">我說:「就是 "我知道" 呀!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">老媽:「知道你還不說! ? 不懂不要裝懂!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">老媽又給了我一巴掌.</span><br /><br />「再問你一個」老媽:「 "I know but I don't want to tell you." 是什麼意思?」<br />我:「………………」 打....<br /><br />人們常說:「學習是痛苦的歷程.」不過我不明白, 為什麼受傷的總是我.<br />我媽學英文的熱情日益高漲, 因而我的苦難就日益加深.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">今天, 她又來問我了.「兒子啊!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">老媽:「"I'm very pissed, don't bother me." 是什麼意思啊?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">我說:「我很煩, 別煩我.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">老媽:「欠揍! 跟你媽這麼說話.」於是! , 我又挨了一巴掌.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">老媽又問:「"I didn't hear it, can you repeat." 是什麼意思呢?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">我說:「我沒聽清楚, 再說一次.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">老媽又說了一遍:「I didn't hear it, can you repeat.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">我說:「我沒聽清楚, 再說一次.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">我:「噢～好痛!」</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">老媽再問:「"What did you say?" 又是什麼意思呢?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">我說:「你說什麼?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">老媽作勢要打我,「算了! 問另外一句.」老媽:「"Look it up in the dictionary." 是什麼意思呢?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">我說:「查字典.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">老媽:「叫我查字典? 那我幹嘛問你?!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">這次, 我挨了兩巴掌.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">老媽又問:「"You'd better ask someone else." 怎麼翻呢?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">我說:「你最好問別人.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">老媽:「你是我兒子, 我問別人幹嘛? 你又在身痕了.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">老媽又給了我一巴掌.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">老媽:「我再問你.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">「"Use your brain, and then think over it ." 又是什麼意思呢?」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">我說:「動動你的腦子, 再仔細想想.」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">老媽:「死仔,還敢耍我?!」</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">我:「嗚~~~~ 」<br /><br /><br />LOL<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-1646690887171956247?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-49122781701815538182009-05-23T19:40:00.000-07:002009-05-23T19:42:09.941-07:00Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.<br />Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.<br /><br />Friend: has never seen you cry<br />Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on<br /> <br />Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink <br />Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themselves at home <br /><br />Friend: asks you to write down your number. <br />Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it) <br /> <br />Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back <br />Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff<br /><br />Friend: only knows a few things about you<br />Best friend: could write a biography on your life <br /><br />Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing <br />Best friend: will always go with you<br /><br />Friend: would delete this letter <br />Best friend: will send this back<br />to me and all of their online buddies <br /><br /><br />Friends Forever! <br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Written with a pen </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Sealed with a kiss </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">If you are my friend, </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Please answer this: </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Are we friends or are we not? </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">You told me once, but I forgot.. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">So tell me now and tell me true, </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">So I can say , I am here for you. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">Of all the friends I've ever met, </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">You're the ones I won't forget.. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">And if I die before you do, </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">I'll go to Heaven </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">And wait for you. </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Show your friends how much you care. :)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-4912278170181553818?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-40857592925143158322009-05-23T19:13:00.000-07:002009-05-23T19:42:49.239-07:001<br />如果你喜欢他就告诉他，即使他拒绝了，也不会丢面子，因为在他心里，会因为你的真情而非常非常感激你。<br /><br />2<br />如果他喜欢你，要明确告诉他你对他的感情，喜欢就是喜欢，不喜欢就是不喜欢，千万不要怕伤害他而忧郁不决，不要让他等到最后才受到抛弃，因为男孩子的心一旦碎了就很难很难再好起来。<br /><br />3<br />男孩子也有自己的脾气，只是因为爱你而压抑着，不要总是任性，有时他们的决定也很有道理.<br /><br />4<br />男孩子莫名的向你发脾气，那时因为爱你，把你当成最亲，最贴心，最有安全感的人，千万不要冲他发脾气反击，静静的等着，等他消气后满怀后悔来抱你。<br /><br />5<br />他为你准备的东西，即使再难看，再廉价，也要去珍惜，因为那里面融汇着他整晚的思绪。<br /><br />6<br />相信他给你多么多么美好的生活，要给他鼓励，因为鼓励会让他创造奇迹。<br /><br />7<br />不要总是打探他去哪，告诉他注意安全，你会等着他就可以。<br /><br />8<br />不要总说~我爱你~，他会半真半笑着说你烦，但不要不说，因为有时候，他们比女孩子更需要这句。<br /><br />9<br />他为你掉眼泪了，那么他是真的非常爱你，珍惜他的每一滴泪，不要道歉，不要安慰，握着他的手，默默的为他擦去泪滴。<br /><br />10<br />要信任他，他爱你，就什么都不会骗你，即使真的有欺骗，也是为让你们的爱情能够永远不离不弃。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-4085759292514315832?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-1807765436812573052009-04-17T20:29:00.000-07:002009-04-17T20:31:09.960-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> BEST POEM EVER</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...</span><br /><br /> enough money within her control to move out<br /> and rent a place of her own,<br /> even if she never wants to or needs to...<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...</span><br /><br /> something perfect to wear if the employer,<br /> or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..</span><br /><br /> a youth she's content to leave behind....<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...</span><br /><br /> a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to<br /> retelling it in her old age....<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..</span><br /><br /> a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...</span><br /><br /> one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....</span><br /><br /> a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her<br /> family...<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...</span><br /><br /> eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,<br /> and a recipe for a meal,<br /> that will make her guests feel honored...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...</span><br /><br /> a feeling of control over her destiny...<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> how to fall in love without losing herself..<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> how to quit a job,<br /> break up with a lover,<br /> and confront a friend without;<br /> ruining the friendship...<br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> that she can't change the length of her calves,<br /> the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..</span><br /><br /> whom she can trust,<br /> whom she can't,<br /> and why she shouldn't take it personally...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> where to go...<br /> be it to her best friend's kitchen table...<br /> or a charming inn in the woods...<br /> when her soul needs soothing...<br /><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...</span><br /><br /> what she can and can't accomplish in a day...<br /> a month...and a year...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-180776543681257305?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-55426759472612542982009-04-17T20:24:00.000-07:002009-04-17T20:25:58.532-07:00A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">NOTE: "Please take only one drop"</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">NOTE: "Please take only one drop"</span><br /><br />So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..<br />The husband looks at the wife and says: <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">"You go first."</span><br /><br />So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.<br /><br />A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.<br />The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.<br /><br />The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.<br /> <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">"Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">"So where is he?"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"> "Oh, that's him I have on my back." </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-5542675947261254298?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6550663744669090204.post-77316920400200076062009-04-17T19:53:00.000-07:002009-04-17T19:55:11.603-07:00Woman has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Man</span> in it;<br />Mrs. has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Mr .</span> in it;<br />Female has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Male</span> in it;<br />She has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">He</span> in it;<br />Madam has <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Adam</span> in it;<br />No wonder men always want to be inside women!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANSWER IS</span><br />Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their<br />Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...... Why?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);">BECAUSE HOME SWEET HOME. </span><br /><br /><br />have a good laugh. <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">:D</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6550663744669090204-7731692040020007606?l=randombbbb.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Random Randomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09298697881417813656noreply@blogger.com0